motivation night vale style
In which Hank Green is a literal three year old child.
Michio Hoshino, a photographer known for his pictures of bears and other wildlife, was mauled to death by a brown bear on the Kamchatka Peninsula in eastern Russia. He was in his mid-40′s and lived in Fairbanks, Alaska.
This was the last photo he took.
this is my favourite
the rawness up close ➝ dolce & gabbana fall 2013
I was just joking with him, but the look he gave me was complete betrayal
Do not be fooled, I am not that cute in person. I actually resemble a potato. My selfie game is just hella strong.
Here’s Hyde to cleanse the negativity from your blog and dash.
Ty Olsson is a bit of a goofball; he doesn’t have a lot of censors and he doesn’t have boundaries but I love him and here’s why:
- i told this man i couldn’t dance because i’m disabled okay
- he disagreed
- and dragged me onto the dance floor to prove it alright
- no really
- he fUCKING grabbed me by the hand and said “dance with me”
- i said no
- but he took me anyways right
- said, “just look at me, darlin’, it’ll be okay”
- and just started mOVING his body
- saying things like, don’t ever say you can’t
- whenever i would look away from him
- he would go, “no, eyes on me babe” and kEEP DANCING
- we danced for a good 10 minutes
- before he asked me who my favorite was
- i responded with matt cohen as you do right
- that’s when he looks at his fUCKING BODYGUARD AND SAYS “DON’T LET HER MOVE, I’LL BE RIGHT BACK”
- and so he leaves
- and here i am with this bodyguard right
- i turn and make to move towards cherry and belle bECAUSE i needed the fUCKING support okay
- and this gUY JUST SHAKES HIS HEAD AND SMILES
- i kind of love him too
- but anyways
- here comes fUCKING ty goddamned “to good for this world” olsson okay
- with MATT COHEN IN TOW
- and the bastard just smiles at me and says “ask and you shall receive” thEN WALKS THE FUCK AWAY OKAY
- and leaves me with matt cohen
- who motherfUCKING just starts mOVING HIS BODY AND HUGGING THE SHIT OUT OF ME AND PETTING ME WITH HIS HANDS AND STARING INTO MY SOUL
- turns out he was just distracting me from feeling ty coming up behind me right
- because suddenly ty’s just behind me
- and matt’s turning the around
- and suddenly those two ASSHOLES JUST START GRINDING ON ME GODDAMN IT ALL
- and i’m just standing there in the middle of this fUCKING SANDWICH OF PEOPLE OKAY JUST
- whispering oh my god, oh my god
- refusing to even lbELIEVE at;witeie
- this goes on for at least 30 seconds okay
- before matt turns back arouND, pulls me close by putting his hand on the back of my neck, sTARTS FUCKING PETTING MY HAIR and says, “I have to go right now but I’ll be back darling okay? i lOVE YOU”
- meanwhile ty’s just back there looking all fUCKING smug like “oh yeah i did that”
- while i’m just over here staring blankly after matt like wtf just happened okay
- eventually i turn around to leave
- and ty catches me before i go and says, “don’t stop dancing”
- so, thinking he’s talking about right then
- i stay on the dance floor
- but then he goes, “no, i mean don’t ever stop dancing in life”
- i just smiled said i won’t and rAN THE FUCK AWAY AFTER THAT OKAY
- but yeah
- tY OLSSONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Is every single book you’ve ever read
That’s it. This is my next tattoo.
That’s every word you will ever speak to everyone for the rest of your life, every word you will write, and everything you will have wished you had said, and the things you’ll have wished you didn’t.
That thing is powerful.
This is a PSA to ANY of my followers.
TAG ME IN STUFF.
YOU’RE NOT ANNOYING ME.
SEEING STUFF IN MY TAG.
MAKES MY DAY.
YOU THOUGHT OF ME.
YOU INCLUDED ME IN YOUR POST.
YOU WANTED ME TO SEE SOMETHING.
BLESS YOUR SWEET SOUL.
2041. Mochi Flower Tutorial. Super cute treats for your next Japan-themed tea party.
*suddenly realizes* he’s pointing at your name.
Sitting in her favorite restaurant she calls out to the waiter to get some milk for her tea. The only waiter in sight is across the room preparing some drinks. She continues to call out desperate to have a cup of tea after the day she’s had but to no avail. Sighing she leans her head against her hand. Resigning from getting the waiter’s attention she notices how attractive the restaurant’s uniform is or maybe it was the waiter. “A tight black waist coat and pants look good on a trim body.” Suddenly she senses a presence beside her and a smooth accented voice asks the sexiest question she could hear in her predicament, “Excuse me Miss, would you like some milk for your tea?” She glances over to see a fitted black waist coat and white sleeves rolled up on long slender arms that are holding a miniature jug of milk, “OH yes please!” She motions towards her cup as her rescuer pours his milk into her tea. “Thank you. I’ve been dying for a cup.” “Ehehe, my pleasure.”, he responds as he finishes pouring. She quickly adds some sugar then stirs her tea and takes a sip, “Oh gahd that’s good. Just what I needed. Seriously thank you. You won’t believe the day I’ve had and-“, she looks up stunned to realize it was not a waiter serving her but a fellow customer in similar attire to the restaurant’s uniform who had kindly offered his own milk to solve her dilemma. And this was not just any customer. No, this was the man she had consistently blogged about for years now, the man she had been called silly for obsessing over every film he starred in, the man she admired and sought to be a better person because of, the man she had always dreamed of meeting and thanking for being such an inspiration. But never in a million years did she dream like this. Tom Hiddleston furrowed his brows with concern and sat down next to her, “We’ve all been there darling. Tell me about it. I’ve got time.”
Tea & Tom Hiddleston ~ I was so inspired I just had to. XD
She’ll piss a happy meal off